Console Commander Gifts

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'Now I want you to press a button - any button!'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

"We need to get this new video game system! What do you think? Is it get-us-all-we-want, Papi or no-way-we're-spoiled, Papi?"

"Sounds like a real game changer."

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

After all five flight controller went down with a stomach flu...'

The gaming world.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

Kids these days!

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Cool game!"

"I moved all of the stuff in the corner since I'm always standing in it anyway."

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

You cheated on Laurel. With Darlene. What?! You fooled around with Darlene? No. Worse. Much worse. We played Xbox 360. Please tell me that's a filthy term I've never heard of. Hours of video games! I'm a cad!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"He's an excellent multi-slacker."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.