Console Wizard Gifts

Consoles.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Piano Recital

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

The Move.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Computer Music

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Manual Labor.

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Cool game!"