Console Wizard Pillows

Consoles.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Piano Recital

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

The Move.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Computer Music

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Manual Labor.

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Cool game!"