Programming Wizard Pillows

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Viruses are Going Around. Get Your Tech Vaccinated!

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Piano Recital

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Deadline

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'He will observe your text now...'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Gerald Ratner's return

Computer operator welding machine.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Computer Music

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

math faculty

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up