Console Controller Gifts

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

Rage.

Homo Gamus

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Caw blimey!'

Hair Traffic control.

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Family Home.

Nanny with children on leash

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'