'This is nothing like the video games I love.'
Combat Controller Gifts
Looking for a gift for a combat controller? Our curated collection features items celebrating their expertise, courage, and dedication. Perfect for those who thrive in challenging environments and lead with precision. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that truly resonates with their adventurous and tactical spirit.
Rage.
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."
'These new video games are getting out of hand...'
Family Home.
"...and how often do you feel monkas?"
'That seating section is for video gamers only.'
"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."
"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."
You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.
"Cool game!"
'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'
Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!
Accountant sings the blues
"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"
Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.
Computer Gamers.
"When is it my turn?"
'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'
"She died doing what she loved."
'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'
"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"
'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'
What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?
'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'
"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."
School Cafeteria. Today. We served alphabet soup, and the kids got into a food fight. A war of words!
"Enough about your Xbox already!"
'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'
Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.
The gaming world.
Combat Controller Gifts Collection
Combat Controller Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for combat controllers—ideal for morning rituals or desk decor that celebrates their fearless role.
Combat Controller Pillows
Find pillows that add a personal touch to their space, showcasing the daring spirit of combat controllers.
Combat Controller Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the heroic essence of combat controllers—perfect for inspiring their environment.
Combat Controller T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that pay tribute to combat controllers’ skills and bravery—wear their courage proudly.