Computer Combatant Gifts

Computer fight.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Second lifeReal life.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Internet Cafe.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

Computer virus

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Problem?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Wringing the Monitor

Trying to switch on the computer.

Stealing digital data from computers.

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

Cyber Attacks Against USA

Insecure computer information.