Cyber Combatant Gifts

Internet Cafe.

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Kevin had a computer virus.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Spam.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

Computer virus

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Problem?"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Tuppermalware

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Stealing digital data from computers.