Cyber Combatant Pillows

Internet Cafe.

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

Computer virus

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Problem?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

Tuppermalware

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Stealing digital data from computers.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'