Cyber Savant Pillows

Man zips up a computer.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Giraffe Selfie

Where was I?

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Early Learning Today

"#notguilty."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Internet Cafe.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Social Media

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Harold Pinterest

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

Spam.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."