Digital Savant Pillows

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Someone took a photo of my porridge and posted it on social media!"

TV-Man

Giraffe Selfie

Where was I?

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"#notguilty."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Early Learning Today

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

The Plasmas.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Social Media

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

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Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets