Digital Savant Pillows

'How can he remember 38 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Someone took a photo of my porridge and posted it on social media!"

TV-Man

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Giraffe Selfie

Where was I?

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Social Media

The Plasmas.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife