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Meteorology Institute. And of course we use cloud-based storage for all our weather data.

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Where was I?

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."