Security Savants Pillows

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

'Where was the TSA?'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Where was I?

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

AI Safety Officer

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Dictator, Interrupted

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'