Safety Savant Pillows

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

Heath and Safety Minefield

You can put an end to all your phobias by investing in the germ and radiation proof 'kiddysafe'.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Falls at work.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Wear a helmet