Tech Savant Pillows

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

Anti-Spam Software Download.

'Well if you people can't fix my computer virus, maybe you can tell me what the heck the Center for Disease Control is doing with my tax dollars!'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

Snake Blogging,

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

Trump Twitter ban

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

PCs and books

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

"I have, again, been betrayed by one of my people. I have been a kind and compassionate king, yet they still hack into my Netflix account."

Facebook Dependence

"The one good thing about the bigger phone is that it's harder for me to lose it."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."

Man begging. Sign reads 'Homepageless please help'.

I think the boss is going to replace me with a robot. Tap tap tap tap tap. Is the robot named "Karma"? I don't think so. Why do you ask? Isn't it obvious? You're always on your Me-phone. Or playing your Play-box or X-station or whatever. You have a robot vacuum cleaner and a robot car. And to take one look at you, it's almost certain you've got a robot girlfriend. If anyone deserves to be automated out of a job, it's you! Hold on ... I'm polling my Twitter followers on potential retorts.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Taking to the sky...

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

TV-Man

Weird things I do because of the internet

Where was I?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'