Internet Savant Pillows

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

Please give, at WWW.roypanhandler.com

"Bloody clickbait."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Giraffe Selfie

Where was I?

Man doing a search on a computer

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Early Learning Today

"#notguilty."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Social Media