Social Networking Savant Pillows

"Dad's business seminar must involve farming mom, he just checked into a place called The Chicken Ranch!"

Giraffe Selfie

Online Dating

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Early Learning Today

"#BeCurious"

Victorian Selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"#notguilty."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Social Media

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

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American Roulette