Social Networking Sage Pillows

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Twitter censorship

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Chasebook

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Today's love

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'