Social Media Sage Pillows

New Smileys

You Have 12 Followers

"Mom, am I old enough to share something on social media that I'll end up regretting for the rest of my life?"

'These true or false questions...do you want the real truth or the truth according to social media.'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."

"Sorry - I don't have any opinions...I've left my computer at home."

"Dad, let me explain it in a way that you can understand: Followers and Likes on my social media are like stocks on my emotional Wall Street."

'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll open a Papal account?'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'I'm also informed the deceased had over three thousand friends on Facebook.'

FacadeBook

Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Just so you know, posting quotes on leadership does not make you one."

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

Twitter censorship

Modern publishing.

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

Never judge a man until you have seen all the pictures on his facebook wall.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

'It's a nice invention, but what if it leads to flame wars?'

See no evil

Reverse speech

"Well, Marvin, maybe you could keep more of your Facebook friends is you'd stop starting every one of your posts with....."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Ideological positions in social networks

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Woman Shuts Down Online Abuse

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

"If you want a career in nursing it's probably a good idea not to post pictures of yourself as a drunk orangutan on social media..."

Millennial Puppet

"I don't need a book that records people's good and evil deeds. Nowadays I just check social media accounts."

"I have not made you any tea, George. I saw what you wrote about me on Facebook."

"She's 27 and he's 64. It was a Hastag-Pound Sign marriage."