Tweeting Sage Pillows

'The meaning of life? - 140 letters or less.'

British savings accounts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Twitter censorship

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Justice

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Man and bird

God finger

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'Did you spill my pint?'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

Modern publishing.

"I have not made you any tea, George. I saw what you wrote about me on Facebook."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?