Socio-political Savant Pillows

American Roulette

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Giraffe Selfie

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"#notguilty."

Decision Making Block

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Early Learning Today

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

The breakup

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'I say we try it.'

Social Media

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."