Social Networking Enthusiast Pillows

"Smile for my followers."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Ice shelfie.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

How logos change over time.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."