Social Networking Enthusiast Pillows

Tw@tter (teenager transfixed by social networking site).

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

I just changed my status on Facebook. I'm now "In an awkward situation." ??

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site, that's why we named you twitter.'

"Smile for my followers."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Digital Fomo!

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Bird Tweet.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Ice shelfie.

Trick or Tweet

Mark Zuckerberg

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."