Social Networking Fan Pillows

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Obsession with the Internet.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Chasebook

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Today's love

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'