Social Networking Fan Pillows

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Are you OK, Donna? It's been over 30 minutes since you posted a 'Fishing For Compliments' type photo on Facebook."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Obsession with the Internet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Chasebook

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"