Internet Fan Pillows

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Big book of memes

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Godzilla's Security Question

Heat Wave Podium

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'