Online Communication Fan Pillows

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Technology and Love

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Zoom Wedding

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

We met online.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Parrot annoying dog.

Unsocial Networking.

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Connected to the world

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"