Online Communication Fans Pillows

"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Technology and Love

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

We met online.

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Connected to the world

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Unsocial Networking.

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"