Social Network Aficionado Pillows

'I see by your resume that you've been my loyal twitter follower.'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

How logos change over time.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."