Internet Savant T-Shirts

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

Please give, at WWW.roypanhandler.com

"Bloody clickbait."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Giraffe Selfie

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Where was I?

Man doing a search on a computer

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"#notguilty."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Early Learning Today

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"