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'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Where was I?

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

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