Cyber Savant Gifts

Man zips up a computer.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Giraffe Selfie

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Where was I?

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

Internet Cafe.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Social Media

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

Harold Pinterest

Spam.