Security Savant Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors your security expert? Our collection celebrates those with a sharp eye for safety and technology. Ideal for security professionals or enthusiasts, these products blend humor with appreciation for their skills in protecting what matters most. From mugs to prints, find something that speaks to their cleverness and dedication to security.

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'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.' mockup

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

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"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?" mockup

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

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"You think they all look like security risks."

"You think they all look like security risks." mockup

"You think they all look like security risks."

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"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2." mockup

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

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'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.' mockup

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

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"I tried using the garage code to get into the computer. I tried using the computer password to get into my phone. I tried using the phone password to get into the garage..."

"I tried using the garage code to get into the computer. I tried using the computer password to get into my phone. I tried using the phone password to get into the garage..."

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"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?" mockup

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

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"No, I didn't ask you to eat it because it's top secret. I just can't find my waste paper bin."

"No, I didn't ask you to eat it because it's top secret. I just can't find my waste paper bin." mockup

"No, I didn't ask you to eat it because it's top secret. I just can't find my waste paper bin."

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"I'm very security conscious. I'd like my picture printed on my checks."

"I'm very security conscious. I'd like my picture printed on my checks." mockup

"I'm very security conscious. I'd like my picture printed on my checks."

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"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going." mockup

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

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"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions." mockup

"Give me a good grade and years from now you'll be the favorite teacher I'll use to answer a security questions."

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'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.' mockup

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

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Doorman for the Three Little Pigs mockup

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

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'I used to be a burglar before I got this job selling security alarms.'

'I used to be a burglar before I got this job selling security alarms.' mockup

'I used to be a burglar before I got this job selling security alarms.'

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Kennel security

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A locksmith's door has a sign, 'Out to Latch.'

A locksmith's door has a sign, 'Out to Latch.' mockup

A locksmith's door has a sign, 'Out to Latch.'

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"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks." mockup

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off." mockup

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

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Bullseye!

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'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.' mockup

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

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TV-Man

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'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!' mockup

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

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"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer." mockup

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Where was I?

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"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!" mockup

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

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"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea." mockup

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

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'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.' mockup

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

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'Can I download that as a PDF?'

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Decision Making Block

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All the apps hidden within a phone mockup

All the apps hidden within a phone

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'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.' mockup

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

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Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough. mockup

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

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'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.' mockup

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

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'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.' mockup

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

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Security Savant Gifts Collection

Security Savant Mugs

Discover our range of security-themed mugs, perfect for those who love to keep things safe and stylish at the same time.

Security Savant Pillows

Add personality to any room with our security-themed pillows—comfort meets clever design.

Security Savant Prints

Browse our security-themed prints—perfect for decorating a workspace or home with wit and wisdom.

Security Savant T-Shirts

Check out our security-inspired t-shirts, designed to showcase their expertise with humor and flair.