Cyber Combat Enthusiast Pillows

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Internet Cafe.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

A street fight.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

Remembering passwords.

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Empty Telco Hardware Room

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

I do all of my banking online now.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"