Cyber Combat Enthusiast Pillows

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Internet Cafe.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

A street fight.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

Remembering passwords.

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'