Comical Combat Enthusiast Pillows

Skirmishing in perspective

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Craig Venter is positive, sir. You take an empty cell, fill with Euro soccer hooligan DVD, multiply and defeat the Taliban!'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!