Combat Comedian Pillows

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Extreme miming"

Cat in a tank...

Women's Martial Arts Center

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Martial Arts

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

US Camouflage School

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Peacekeeping?

The Emperor of Irony

Beware of the dog.

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.