Battle-ready Humorist Pillows

"You got it - one 'Fuzzy Navel' coming right up."

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

At a Country House

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

General's Coin Toss

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

US Camouflage School

The Emperor of Irony

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Peacekeeping?

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Beware of the dog.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'