Battle-ready Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the battle-ready humorist? Explore our collection of fun, sharp, and cleverly crafted items designed to match their quick wit and playful spirit. Whether it’s for a friend who always has a comeback or a creative soul who loves to laugh at life’s battles, finds products that celebrate their humorous edge and zest for humor. Brighten their day with a gift that’s as clever as they are, perfect for any occasion.

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Cat in a tank...

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'At ease, soldier.'

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After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds. mockup

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face. mockup

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

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French Army knife

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'...and this is the Mess.'

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window. mockup

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

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'At last! Some decent kit.'

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'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.' mockup

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

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"Three more classes and I get my belt." mockup

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

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'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...' mockup

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

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Banting in the Yeomanry

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At a Country House

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Your Country Needs MOO!

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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General's Coin Toss

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'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!' mockup

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

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US Camouflage School

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Golf war: 'Fore!'

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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Ron and Nancy Reagan.

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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The Emperor of Irony

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'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.' mockup

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

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'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.' mockup

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

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The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers mockup

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

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Beware of the dog.

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Peacekeeping?

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'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.) mockup

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

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Battle-ready Humorist Gifts Collection

Battle-ready Humorist Mugs

Explore our mugs collection to find more witty and humorous designs perfect for battle-ready humorists seeking their next favorite cup.

Battle-ready Humorist Pillows

Browse our pillows for more humorous and clever patterns that add personality and fun to any space.

Battle-ready Humorist Prints

Visit our art prints section for more witty, bold designs that celebrate the humorist’s battle-ready spirit.

Battle-ready Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for more funny and sharp designs that suit the battle-ready humorist’s playful style.