"You got it - one 'Fuzzy Navel' coming right up."
Battle-ready Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the battle-ready humorist? Explore our collection of fun, sharp, and cleverly crafted items designed to match their quick wit and playful spirit. Whether it’s for a friend who always has a comeback or a creative soul who loves to laugh at life’s battles, finds products that celebrate their humorous edge and zest for humor. Brighten their day with a gift that’s as clever as they are, perfect for any occasion.
Cat in a tank...
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
'At ease, soldier.'
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.
Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."
"Did you call for a Medic?"
French Army knife
'...and this is the Mess.'
'Does my bum look big in this?'
Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.
'At last! Some decent kit.'
Your Country Needs MOO!
Banting in the Yeomanry
'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'
At a Country House
'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'
"Three more classes and I get my belt."
"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."
General's Coin Toss
'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'
US Camouflage School
The Emperor of Irony
Ron and Nancy Reagan.
Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"
The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers
Golf war: 'Fore!'
Peacekeeping?
'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'
'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'
Beware of the dog.
'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'
Battle-ready Humorist Gifts Collection
Battle-ready Humorist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more witty and humorous designs perfect for battle-ready humorists seeking their next favorite cup.
Battle-ready Humorist Pillows
Browse our pillows for more humorous and clever patterns that add personality and fun to any space.
Battle-ready Humorist Prints
Visit our art prints section for more witty, bold designs that celebrate the humorist’s battle-ready spirit.
Battle-ready Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection for more funny and sharp designs that suit the battle-ready humorist’s playful style.