Cyberspace Enthusiast Pillows

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Careful! He knows computers."

A Little Extra

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Binary Man

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"