Cyber Warfare Enthusiast Pillows

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Kevin had a computer virus.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

IT security.

Spam.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Problem?"

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."