Cyber Warfare Enthusiast Mugs

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Spam.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Computer virus

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Problem?"

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."