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'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Binary Man

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'