Cyber-savvy Enthusiast Pillows

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

A Little Extra

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"