Cyber-savvy Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'