Cyber Safe Enthusiast Pillows

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Here's the the Hackers

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Don't use your dog's name as a password