Cybercrime Fighter Pillows

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'This is Richard - he's been the victim of identity theft...'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Internet Cafe.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Robot Robber

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

I'd rather be phishing.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'