Cyber Defender Gifts

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Seriously, stop asking me to select every square with a squirrel in it. Captcha.

Online shopper encounters spam.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Cyber Crime Comics

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Privacy Conference Security

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Internet Cafe.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."