Online Defender Gifts

Phishing for cyber information

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Second lifeReal life.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

Cyberwarfare

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"It's not easy being green…"

Spam.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

I'd rather be phishing.