Modern Defender Gifts

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

The Thinker (with a laptop).

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Cyberwarfare

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."