
'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'
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'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."
AI
The Thinker (with a laptop).
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."
'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'
'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'
'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'
'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'
'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'
Welcome centre
"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"
'It's a Richard Rogers design.'
Desert Island Drone...
Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.
Desert Island Wind Farm
"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"
"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."
'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
". . . And if they weren't killed during World War III, or by climate change, or from obesity related heart-attacks. . . . then they are probably alive today. Living in old age poverty."
Trying to Prevent the Downturn.
Mouse Defenses
The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
Mobile elephones claim another victim.
Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting
Technology insulation.
"I only asked them to switch off their mobiles..."
Federal Department of Self-Justification
"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."
"I've worked here for thirty years..."
"It's only normal, Miriam. I, too, sometimes feel that I must be a Post-Everythingist."
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