Modern Tech Defender Gifts

"I only asked them to switch off their mobiles..."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'