Tech Defender Gifts

"This one is for cybersecurity."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Computer Crimes

Cyber Attacks Against USA

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Goal

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Spam.

Cyberwarfare

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...